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    • Me: Mom, I think I'm dyslexic.
    • Mom: No you're not.
    • Me: I think I have ADHD.
    • Mom: What?
    • Me: And sometimes I see weird stuff..like monsters.
    • Mom: What on earth are you talking about?!
    • Me: Mom, just admit it, I'm a demigod.
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